http://sequart.org advancing comics as art Wed, 09 Jul 2025 21:12:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://sequart.org/magazine/26779/tact-is-for-the-weak-48-by-brian-graiser9-nov-2007/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26779/tact-is-for-the-weak-48-by-brian-graiser9-nov-2007/#comments Fri, 09 Nov 2007 14:29:05 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26779 Welcome, fans, to another installment of Tact is for the Weak, the article that has yet to receive a well-deserved Peabody Award! Perhaps you’ve noticed my conspicuous absence from these hallowed halls; I’m sorry to… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26774/the-slow-donnerward-spiral-pt-2-or-stories-of-a-hollywood-retcon/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26774/the-slow-donnerward-spiral-pt-2-or-stories-of-a-hollywood-retcon/#comments Fri, 10 Nov 2006 14:22:30 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26774 Hello again, my minions, and welcome to a new edition of Tact is for the Weak, the column that still believes Rumsfeld was behind 9/11. As many of you know, director Richard Donner (of “The… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26717/here-comes-the-son-or-super-baby-daddy-drama/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26717/here-comes-the-son-or-super-baby-daddy-drama/#comments Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:49:52 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26717 Oyez, oyez, dear readers, and welcome to the court of Tact is for the Weak, the column with the honorable Brian Graiser presiding all UP in that grill! Recently, writer Grant Morrison whipped up a… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26707/infinite-retcons-or-how-i-spent-my-last-25/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26707/infinite-retcons-or-how-i-spent-my-last-25/#comments Sat, 14 Oct 2006 04:42:29 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26707 Good evening, ladies and worms, and welcome to Tact is for the Weak, the article that will soon be available in variant hardcover edition for a mere $55! Last week, DC Comics published its hardcover… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26712/wacking-it-or-52-pick-up-2/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26712/wacking-it-or-52-pick-up-2/#comments Sat, 30 Sep 2006 04:46:38 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26712 Welcome, True Believers, to Tact is for the Weak, the column that would defect to a rival website in a heartbeat if Julian Darius wasn’t holding my family hostage… As the more internet-savvy of you… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26697/wacking-it-or-52-pick-up/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26697/wacking-it-or-52-pick-up/#comments Sat, 23 Sep 2006 04:35:39 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26697 Greetings, fans, and welcome to Tact is for the Weak, the article that doesn’t know the meaning of the word “moderation” (or “restraining order”). I usually don’t admit to many mistakes (because, let’s face it,… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26692/take-the-superhero-test-or-excelsior/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26692/take-the-superhero-test-or-excelsior/#comments Sat, 02 Sep 2006 04:32:30 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26692 Land ho! It’s once again time to batten down the hatches and weather another installment of Tact is for the Weak, the column that did not buy a pirated copy of Mission: Impossible III from… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26687/breaking-the-code-or-how-mom-and-dad-are-ruining-your-life/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26687/breaking-the-code-or-how-mom-and-dad-are-ruining-your-life/#comments Sat, 26 Aug 2006 04:28:54 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26687 Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd we’re back for a new season! It’s time to reinstate martial law in the land and grab yer shotguns! Hide the children and mark your doors with sheep’s blood! After far too long, Tact… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26682/new-earth-or-if-i-could-give-the-world-a-makeover/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26682/new-earth-or-if-i-could-give-the-world-a-makeover/#comments Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:24:02 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26682 Settle down, class; it’s time for another dose of Tact is for the Weak, the column that tested positive- for the truth (and herpes simplex A)! There comes a point in every man’s (and self-realized,… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26676/party-or-a-dignified-retrospective/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26676/party-or-a-dignified-retrospective/#comments Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:17:45 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26676 Welcome, all you vagrants, to a very special edition of Tact is for the Weak, the article that is still waiting for a motherf**king title graphic! For most people, turning 21 means one of two… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26670/draft-dodging-or-all-you-need-is-guy-gardner/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26670/draft-dodging-or-all-you-need-is-guy-gardner/#comments Sat, 08 Jul 2006 04:17:38 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26670 Well well, look who’s come crawling back! That’s okay, I forgive you; welcome to the latest chapter of Tact is for the Weak, the article that can eat 34 hotdogs in five minutes! For months,… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26665/so-wheres-richard-pryor-or-a-tactless-review-of-superman-returns/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26665/so-wheres-richard-pryor-or-a-tactless-review-of-superman-returns/#comments Sat, 01 Jul 2006 04:06:01 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26665 Please turn off all cell phones and pagers now! It’s time for another edition of Tact is for the Weak, the article that blew all its Vegas winnings on a mint condition copy of Showcase… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26656/im-gonna-sex-you-up-or-why-wonder-girl-isnt-allowed-out-any-more/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26656/im-gonna-sex-you-up-or-why-wonder-girl-isnt-allowed-out-any-more/#comments Sat, 24 Jun 2006 01:46:06 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26656 Aloha, my tactless brethren, and welcome to another installment of Tact is for the Weak, the article that has naked pictures of all those other articles from that one really crazy party back in January!… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26651/spoiler-warning-or-stop-the-presses/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26651/spoiler-warning-or-stop-the-presses/#comments Sat, 17 Jun 2006 01:41:28 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26651 *ATTENTION ALL READERS* As most of you are aware, this week’s Tact is for the Weak has NOT been published at its regularly-scheduled time of 12:00 PM on Friday afternoon (which you SHOULD already know;… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26643/things-i-learned-in-china-or-oyster-tumors-of-wisdom/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26643/things-i-learned-in-china-or-oyster-tumors-of-wisdom/#comments Sat, 10 Jun 2006 01:31:27 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26643 Hide your children and avert your eyes! Run for the hills! After almost a month-long stretch of peace and quiet, the prodigal son has returned to reclaim his thrown and crown! Yep, you guessed it;… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26634/we-need-a-hero-or-the-right-stuff/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26634/we-need-a-hero-or-the-right-stuff/#comments Sat, 13 May 2006 01:27:29 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26634 Howdy, pardners! It’s time to grab your partner and romp through another edition of Tact is for the Weak, the article that would NOT marry its sister…even though she’s really, really hot… It’s inherent in… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26624/infinite-hangover-or-jesus-crisis-what-a-party/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26624/infinite-hangover-or-jesus-crisis-what-a-party/#comments Sat, 06 May 2006 01:19:27 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26624 All aboard! It’s time for another tear-jerking episode of Tact is for the Weak, the article that puts sugar in the other articles’ gas tanks! Well, two and a half years and seven issues (plus… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26619/why-wizard-or-donde-estan-los-testiculos/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26619/why-wizard-or-donde-estan-los-testiculos/#comments Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:15:11 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26619 It’s been a while, but I’m willing to take you back! It’s time for Tact is for the Weak, the article that has NO problem teabagging someone asleep on the tour bus with their mouth… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26614/the-slow-donnerward-spiral-or-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-the-superman-movies/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26614/the-slow-donnerward-spiral-or-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-the-superman-movies/#comments Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:10:27 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26614 Welcome, my acolytes, to this week’s recitation of Tact is for the Weak, the column that pays tribute to the heathen gods of yore with the ever-running blood of the innocent!…*ahem*… This summer, DC’s Superman… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26609/when-winick-attacks-or-how-i-gave-a-16-year-old-prostitute-hiv/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26609/when-winick-attacks-or-how-i-gave-a-16-year-old-prostitute-hiv/#comments Sat, 08 Apr 2006 01:01:38 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26609 Hey, there, gorgeous! Welcome to the latest installment of Tact is for the Weak, the article that’s gonna cut you up the middle if you don’t stop interrupting me! Let’s face it, folks; controversy sells.… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26605/absurdity-of-the-crossover-or-one-year-later-oy/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26605/absurdity-of-the-crossover-or-one-year-later-oy/#comments Sat, 01 Apr 2006 01:53:56 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26605 Greetings, my brothers and sisters! It’s time for another heaping helping of Tact is for the Weak, the column your girlfriend wishes you could be! A little over twenty years ago, a cosmic event was… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/26597/comics-addictionado-or-the-comic-readers-manifesto/ http://sequart.org/magazine/26597/comics-addictionado-or-the-comic-readers-manifesto/#comments Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:45:05 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=26597 Enter, mortals, and despair! This is Tact is for the Weak, the article that’s been eating Mexican food all day and can’t wait to spend the night at your place! Admittedly, comics fans are a… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/25981/the-war-to-end-all-wars-or-tactless-v-america-pt-3-of-3/ http://sequart.org/magazine/25981/the-war-to-end-all-wars-or-tactless-v-america-pt-3-of-3/#comments Sat, 18 Mar 2006 00:38:48 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=25981 Drum roll, please! rrllrrllrrllrrllrrllrrllrrllrrll….(all the drummers out there will get that joke) Welcome, one and all, to a very special edition of the single most important source of our national pride: Tact is for the… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/25975/getting-down-with-the-g-o-v-or-tactless-v-america-pt-2/ http://sequart.org/magazine/25975/getting-down-with-the-g-o-v-or-tactless-v-america-pt-2/#comments Sat, 11 Mar 2006 00:32:13 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=25975 Here comes the heater! That’s right, it’s time for another dose of Tact is for the Weak, the article that has no problem booty-calling your sister at three in the morning! Last week, I illustrated… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/25969/whatever-happened-to-big-brother-or-tactless-v-america-pt-1/ http://sequart.org/magazine/25969/whatever-happened-to-big-brother-or-tactless-v-america-pt-1/#comments Sat, 04 Mar 2006 00:24:33 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=25969 Welcome, one and all! It’s time to once again indulge in the great wonders of Tact is for the Weak, the article that won’t take no shit from nobody! There comes a time in a… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/25959/oh-no-im-late-or-daddys-girls-worst-day-ever/ http://sequart.org/magazine/25959/oh-no-im-late-or-daddys-girls-worst-day-ever/#comments Sat, 25 Feb 2006 00:12:38 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=25959 Rise and shine, sleepyhead; it’s time for Tact is for the Weak, the article that gives out laxative fudge for Halloween! Last week, I concluded my article with a plea for you, the comics fans,… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/25953/act-your-age-or-forever-young/ http://sequart.org/magazine/25953/act-your-age-or-forever-young/#comments Sat, 18 Feb 2006 00:05:44 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=25953 Hey, there, good lookin’! It’s time for another helping of Tact is for the Week, the article that would definitely cop a feel from other articles on a crowded bus! This article is a special… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/25945/the-house-of-d-or-the-secret-history-of-diamond/ http://sequart.org/magazine/25945/the-house-of-d-or-the-secret-history-of-diamond/#comments Fri, 10 Feb 2006 23:59:52 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=25945 Welcome, all you rubberneckers, to the great slow-motion train wreck that is Tact is for the Weak, the column that would TOTALLY make out with your sister!Last week, I discussed my general discontent with Diamond… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/25939/diamondopoly-or-second-issue-spectacular/ http://sequart.org/magazine/25939/diamondopoly-or-second-issue-spectacular/#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2006 23:38:47 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=25939 Hello, my babies! It’s time for another edition of Tact is for the Weak, the column that definitely won’t send you flowers the morning after! Let’s face it: unless you own a comic shop, you… [more]]]> 0 http://sequart.org/magazine/25932/first-issue-spectacular-or-what-the-hell-is-this-garbage/ http://sequart.org/magazine/25932/first-issue-spectacular-or-what-the-hell-is-this-garbage/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2006 23:31:39 +0000 Brian Graiser http://sequart.org/?p=25932 Greetings! This is Tact is for the Weak, the comics articles that all the other articles avoid at the office. Generally speaking, this article will focus on the issues pertaining to the comics industry that… [more]]]> 0